VERY SPECIFIC EXCEPTIONS ✦ VERY GOOD SHIRTS ✦ VERY SPECIFIC EXCEPTIONS ✦ VERY GOOD SHIRTS ✦

A clothing line for your one exception

It’s conditional.

Everyone has a type. Yours apparently comes with a footnote.

Find what you’re only hetero for

Your exception. Your shirt. $20.

100%
SPECIFIC

Very specific.
Always available.

Pick your exception.

Ready-made tees $20. Your own idea, designed by us, $40.

Baggage, but make it useful

Commitment
issues. Accessories.

Meet the extras ↗
White tote bag with our psychedelic logo

The whole idea

We’re not asking questions.

A quarterback? A fictional character? The guy who fixes your Wi-Fi? Your business. We just put it on a shirt.

A little incentive to be specific

Find your thing.
Take 10% off.

Your bag

Your email. Just for our store.

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